101 Things To Do With Condoms

Condomfetti for every occasion! Weddings, birthday parties, graduation! Toss ‘em high and watch them flutter gracefully back to Earth.

Keep your feet warm as you lounge around the house, or use them to go running. May be a bit slippery at first, so you can have a lot of fun on polished wood floors.

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For drinking games.

Start a band. Fill ‘em up with air and use them as drums. Yodel to the twanging of condoms.

Use them for bling when you’re going to hang with your peeps. Yo.

For when you’ve just kidnapped someone and you don’t want them to see where you’re going. Or if you have a pinata at a birthday party and just can’t find a bandana. Whichever works for you.

Just can’t seem to grow some decent facial hair? That’s perfectly all right. Some tape and a condom can fix that right up. Apply to your chin, and voila!

Wow your guests by garlanding your house with condoms! Have a themed birthday or celebrate your anniversary, and let the good times roll.

Got the munchies? Put some snacks in a condom and put the condom in your backpack, and you’re ready to enjoy a small meal wherever you are. Don’t forget to offer whoever is near by some snackage from your handy-dandy condom. Sharing is caring!